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This week we continue our Fantastic Four month with the sequel that would finally bring the Silver Surfer to the big screen….Galactus on the other hand…..

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice

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This week, the boys of HMP start a month of Fantastic Four films leading up to the new release, THE FANTASTIC FOUR FIRST STEPS and there's no better way to start this series than with Original Roger Corman produced, THE FANTASTIC FOUR from 1994.

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice

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This week the boys of HMP close out Eddie Murphy Movies Month with COMING TO AMERICA. Is Eddie still knocking it out of the park?

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This week we continue on with our 80's Eddie Murphy Month with THE GOLDEN CHILD from 1986. Is Eddie EDDIE yet?

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This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce continue on our 80's Eddie Murphy Movies with Eddie's 2nd outing- this time with fellow SNL alum, Dan Aykroyd and Animal House and Blue Brothers director, John Landis.

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This week, as per our supporters on Patreon, we kick off our 80's Eddie Murphy Movies with the movie that started it all for Eddie- 48 HOURS with Nick Nolte, directed by Walter Hill.

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This week we close out Much Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with the role that, like it or not, would define Ralph Macchio’s entire career. Is it a “Welcome home” or “Get off my lawn”?

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This week we continue on our Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with a Macchio Movie that nearly anyone can agree on- MY COUSIN VINNY from 1992.

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This week we continue on our Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon with a Macchio Movie that few have seen, DISTANT THUNDER from 1988, co-staring John Lithgow.

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Our Much Ralph Ma(y)chio Marathon continues with CROSSROADS from 1986.

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This week we kick off this new month we like to call the Mucho Ralph Ma(y)cchio Marathon and we do so with Francis Ford Coppola's THE OUTSIDERS, starting Ralph Macchio and every 80's actor that would go on to being an icon.

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This week the boys of HMP wrap up our Gene Hackman Tribute Month with the movie that would send his star to the top with BONNIE AND CLYDE from 1967, directed by Author Penn.

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This week the boys of HMP continue our Gene Hackman Marathon with THE QUICK AND THE DEAD (1995) directed by Sam Raimi. 

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This week we continue on with our Gene Hackman Month with Tony Scott's Crimson Tide from 1994.

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This week the boys of HMP kick off a month of remembrance for one of the greatest to ever do it- Gene Hackman and we're starting with an early classic, THE CONVERSATION (1974), Directed by Francis Ford Coppola.

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_44-_The_Conversation_-_4625_8.27PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean wrap up our Month of Nicholas Hoult, with 2022's THE MENU.  What do WE have to say about the movie about Food and Art and is it Art or Fart?

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This week we continue on our Nicholas Hoult series with YOUNG ONES from 2014 and this week on HMP- things get.....heated.

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This week the boys of HMP continue Nicholas Holt month with 2018's THE FAVOURITE. 

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This week the boys of HMP take on their 2nd in the new Nicholas Holt Series, with WARM BODIES from 2013. Are OUR bodies Warm or Cold with this Zombie Romantic Comedy?

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This week, Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we still kick off March with a BANGER of a movie in our new series, from our Patreon supporters who voted and told us they'd like us to check out the works of one Nicholas Holt and we kick is off with 2015's MAD MAX: Fury Road. Does this long awaited sequel hold up?

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_39-_Mad_Max_Fury_Road_-_3325_8.55AM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP close out our month of The Song of Ke Huy Quan: A Ride Through One of Cinema's Great Stories, with the rarely talked about BREATHING FIRE from 1991, co-staring Bolo Young! This movie is bad.....but HOW bad?

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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce (with a FELDMAN movie, no less!) but we are here to continue on the Song of Ke Huy Quan in 1985's THE GOONIES. DO Goonies ever say die?

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This week the boys of HMP head out to the theater to check out the latest film from Ke Huy Quan, LOVE HURTS. Sure, Love hurts, but did this movie leave us injured?

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_35-_Love_Hurts_-_2925_6.29PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP start a new month with a new theme: The Song of Ke Huy Quan: A ride through one of cinema's great stories. We start- at the start! This week we're talking Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom, starring Harrison Ford, Cate Capshaw and introducing (our subject for this month) Ke Huy Quan as Short Round.

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We close out Jackie Chan-uary with the movie that would make Jackie Chan a HUGE star in the USA- RUMBLE IN THE BRONX (1995).

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_34-_Rumble_in_the_Bronx_-_12625_9.21PM.mp3
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Sean may be out this week but Jackie Chan-uary chugs on as we talk the 3rd movie in the Police Story Series in SUPERCOP from 1932, staring Jackie Chan and Michelle Yeoh.

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Jackie Chan-uary is chugging along as this week the boys of HMP take a look at Wheels on Meals from 1982, directed by Sammo Hung.

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This week the boys of HMP kick off Jackie Chan-uary with the movie that would make him a start, 1978's DRUNKEN MASTER.

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This week Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we send 2024 off with a BANG of a New Year's Eve Movie in Irwin Allan's The Poseidon Adventure from 1972.

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_30-_The_Poseidon_Adventure_-_122924_7.52PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but we found Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey to step in. But does this under seen Christmas movie, written by the guy who wrote Midnight Run- so what could go wrong?

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_29-_Trapped_in_Paradice_-_122224_10.14PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but we found Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey to step in. But does this under seen Christmas movie, written by the guy who wrote Midnight Run- so what could go wrong?

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This week Adam and Bruce set off to talk the 2000 Nic Cage Christmas movie, THE FAMILY MAN, directed by Bret Rattner. 

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This week, the boys of HMP start a new series: St Nicholas Christmas Cage: The Christmas Movies of Nic Cage and we kick that off with Raising Arizona.....you know....on account of the Christmas that movie is known for.....shut up- at least it's a GREAT movie!

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This is it! Our last entry into our series “Thankful: The Action Films of Denzel Washington" with GLADIATOR 2. A sequel nearly 25 years after the original. What could go wrong?

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This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce talk about the movie that JUST snuck past us in the HMP Vol 1 Days- 2 GUNS starting Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. Was this a missed gem or a turd that won't flush?

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This week the boys of HMP are on the THANKFUL: Denzel Washington: The Action Films of Denzel Washington Train with FALLEN from 1998.

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This week Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we kick off our new series, Denzel Washington: The Action Movies of Denzel Washington with VIRTUOSITY from 1995.

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This week we wrap up our Jamie Lee Curtis mini series,”Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis” with what some (none) might call the best HALLOWEEN movie of them all in HALLOWEEN H20: 20 YEARS LATER. It was a big deal when it came out in the late 90's but was 20 years long enough?

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This week, the boys of HMP continue on with Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis with PROM NIGHT from 1980.

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_20-_Prom_Night_1980_-_102024_10.17PM.mp3
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Well, our Jamie Lee Curtis mini series,”Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis” keeps on chugging! Last we left, Jamie Lee Curtis would finish up Halloween and right on to another scary movie ALSO directed by John Carpenter- this week we’re talking THE FOG from 1980. 

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_19-_The_Fog_-_101324_9.28PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP embark on a new Film Series with October's Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis and we have to kick it off with the one that started it all for the actor with 1978's HALLOWEEN, directed by John Carpenter.

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Direct download: HMP_Vol_2-_Ep_18-_Halloween_-_10624_8.33PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean close out Series, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Douglas with his Oscar nominated performance in 2014's BIRDMAN from director Alejandro G. Iñárritu.

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This week, we continue on with our series, Michale Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Douglas with Jackie Brown from 1997. Keaton was SO good in this role that he played the SAME character over not only two movies but also two different movie studios. But what do WE think about this reoccurring character and should he get his own revival movie?

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_16-_Jackie_Brown_-_92224_9.59PM.mp3
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This week, the boys of HMP continue our Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton as we talk MR. OM from 1983..

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_15-_Mr._Mom_-_91524_7.27PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP head out to the theater to check out a 36(!) year old sequel to Beetlejuice- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Was it worth the weight?

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2-_Ep_14-_Beetlejuice_Beetlejuice_2024_-_9824_10.22PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean kick off the NEW SERIES for HMP- Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Keaton with Tim Burton's BEETLEJUICE, from 1988. Does it hold up or fall apart? Does it make us want to watch the sequel? (we ARE watching it- but does it make us WANT to watch it?).

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2-_Ep_13-_Beetlejuice_1988_-_9124_8.39PM.mp3
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This week, the boys of HMP take a look at the last film in our Headliner: Matthew Broaderick series with Alexander Payne's ELECTION from 1999.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_12-_Election_1999_-_82524_10.17PM.mp3
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This week, Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we've got a LOT of great discussion on the next in our series, Headliner: Matthew Broderick with GLORY from 1989.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_12-_Glory_1989_-_81824_7.04PM.mp3
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Headliner: Matthew Broderick continues this week, shortly after Ferris, ole Matt got with a Monkey and Helen Hunt.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_11-_Project_X_-_81124_8.43PM.mp3
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This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce embark on another series (decided on by our supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP). Headliner: Matthew Broderick. In this series we'll cover films where this would be the last time Matthew Broderick would be billed higher than his co-star and as always, we ask, "Is this guy any good?"

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_10-_Ferris_Buellers_Day_Off__-_8424_7.46PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP reach the end of our Road To Deadpool Wolverine with a review of....you guessed it, Deadpool Wolverine! Was it worth the wait and all the hassle? IS the MCU BACK?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_9-_Deadpool_Wolverine_-_72824_7.25PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean wrap up our Hugh Jackman portion of our Road To Deadpool Wolverine with 2015's EDDIE THE EAGLE (based on a true story).

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2-_Ep_7-_Eddie_The_Eagle__-_72124_8.09PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we will not be absolute prisoners for the format and we check out the next in our line of On The Road To Deadpool Wolverine as we talk about Prisoners from 2013.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Episode_7-_Prisoners_2013_-_71424_9.21PM.mp3
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This week, Bruce has chosen The Greatest Showman from 2017. We've seen Hugh Jackman punch- but how well does he....sing?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2._Ep._6-_The_Greatest_Showman_-_7724_7.56PM.mp3
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This week, Bruce is back to join Adam and Sean as they talk about the first in our Hugh Action Jackman Series leading up to Deadpool Wolverine. 

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_5-_Real_Steel_2011_-_63024_8.21PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we are still ready to talk the last film in our Ryan Reynolds Series with 2010's BURIED.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_4-_Buried_2010_-_62324_8.53PM.mp3
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We keep chugging long our Ryan Reynolds Train with 2009's THE PROPOSAL. Can Ryan Reynolds hold his own with Super Storm Sandy and Craig T Nelson?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

 
Direct download: HMP_Ep_3-_The_Proposal_2009_-_61624_9.12PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP continue down the road to Deadpool/Wolverine- this week we talk from 2005, JUST FRIENDS.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

 
Direct download: HMP_Vol_2_Ep_2-_Just_Friends_-_6924_8.23PM.mp3
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On this new endeavor, the boys of HMP talk National Lampoon's Van Wilder from 2002. IS Ryan Renyolds all he's cracked up to be?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

 
 
Direct download: HMP_S2_E1-_National_Lampoons_Van_Wilder_-_6224_9.52PM.mp3
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This week, HMP closes a chapter only to open the door to another. But FIRST! the bots of HMP will talk about the one film we said we'd save until the end....Judge Dredd, from 1995.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep._521-_Judge_Dredd_1995_-_52624_10.54PM.mp3
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This week Bruce is back! And just in time for our 2ND discussion of the late 90's tv series, NightMan! But this time NightMan meets...Manimal!

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_520-_NightMan_S2E5-_Manimal_-_51924_9.24PM.mp3
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This week, Adam and Sean talk the top two Superfriends episodes (The Brainchild/The Case of Stolen Powers and History of Doom) as per CBR.com. Do those fools have ANY idea what a GOOD superhero cartoon even is?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_519-_Superfriends_-_51224_9.26PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean talk about the first two episodes of AUTOMAN from 1983. Is this Iron rip-off starting Desi Arnez Jr hold up or fall off?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_518-_Automan_-_5524_7.58PM.mp3
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This week, Adam and Sean talk about the entire first season of Fallout on Prime Video.
 
Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_517-_Fallout_Season_1_-_42824_8.34PM.mp3
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This week, Adam and Sean talk about Dave Dastmalchian's first lead roll in LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (currently on Shudder).

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_516-_Late_Night_With_The_Devil_-_42124_7.58PM.mp3
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The latest epic mini-series on FX is making a lot of people sit up and pay attention. Will the boys of HMP find that same level of attention....?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_515-_Shogun_S1E1-3_-_41424_7.56PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but they've got some interesting insights on the latest multi-Oscar winning film from Yorgos Lanthimos, POOR THINGS.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_514-_Poor_Things_-_4724_3.35PM.mp3
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This week Adam flys solo and talks all about the new remake of ROAD HOUSE on Prime Video.
 
Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_513-_Road_House_2024_-_33124_10.27PM.mp3
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This week we wrap up for March of Time Travel Month with a selection from our Patreon supporters (Patreon.com/HMP), Francis Ford Coppola's rarely talked about, Peggy Sue Got Married from 1986.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_512-_Peggy_Sue_Got_Married_-_32424_7.10PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP keep traveling down that Road of Time as this week we cover the 2004 Time Travel Micro-budget, Primer from director Shane Carruth.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_511-_Primer_-_31724_7.39PM.mp3
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This week we march on with our March of Time Travel Movies with 2012's Safety Not Guaranteed

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: Ep_510-_Safety_Not_Guaranteed_-_31024_8.34PM.mp3
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This week starts the HMP March of Time(Travel) with a classic that Adam has NEVER seen, Terry Gilliam's TIME BANDITS from 1981.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_509-_Time_Bandits_-_3324_7.43PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP listen to our supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP as they voted for us to cover FLASHMAN from 1967.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_508-_Flashman_1967_-_22524_9.33PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP talk 1980's HERO AT LARGE, staring John Ritter.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_507-_Hero_at_Large_-_21824_8.03PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP take a look at the 5th movie in the Lone Wolf and Cub series- Baby Cart in the Land of Demons. Can this franchise hold up FIVE movies into the series?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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This week the boys of HMP check out the first half of the second season of INVINCIBLE on Prime.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_504-_Invincible_S2E1-4__-_2424_8.13PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP talk the first three episodes of the new Netflix Series, Blue Eye Samurai. How does this non-anime anime stand up?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_504-_Blue_Eye_Samurai_-_12824_5.58PM.mp3
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This week all the boys of HMP are back and ready to talk the first season of Echo on Disney+.
 
Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_503-_Echo_-_12124_7.30PM.mp3
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This week, Adam is all alone....but he's STILL gonna talk David Fincher's new film on Netflix, THE KILLER.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_502-_The_Killer_2023_-_11424_9.26PM.mp3
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This week we talk the first three episodes of the Live Action One Piece on Netflix. In this episode.....a WILD twist.....

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_501-_One_Piece_S1E1-3_-_1724_5.21PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:57pm EDT

500 Episodes and we're FINALLY getting around to talking about THE Comic Book Movie- THE DARK KNIGHT. Does it hold up or fall apart?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_500-_The_Dark_Knight_-_123123_7.43PM.mp3
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This week, the Boys of HMP have one more gift for you to unwrap this year....a FULL breakdown of the Holiday Classic, Jingle All The Way, staring Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mrs. Tom Hanks and Lil Darth Vader.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_499-_Jingle_All_The_Way_Final_-_122423_8.44PM.mp3
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This week the boys of HMP got a little Christmas in their Batman and a bit of Batman in their Christmas.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep._498-_Merry_Little_Batman_-_121723_8.56PM.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:00am EDT

This week Adam and Sean talk the entirety of GEN V Season 1 from the guys who brought you The Boys on Prime.
 
Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_497-_Gen_V_Season_1_-_121023_8.46PM.mp3
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This week Sean is back just in time for us to look back at the 2nd season of LOKI on Disney+.
 
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Celinda G. aka THEE Celinda G.

 
Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_496-_Loki_Season_2_-_12323_8.12PM.mp3
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This week, Adam and Bruce head to the Grindhouse to get extra grimey as we review Malibu High from 1979.
 
Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)
 
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Direct download: HMP_Ep_495-_Malibu_High_1979_-_112623_7.59PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Bruce continue on the Classics You Might Not Have Seen Series with Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976).

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Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_494-_Master_of_the_Flying_Guillotine_1976_-_111923_10.00PM.mp3
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This week Adam and Bruce continue on the Classics You Might Not Have Seen Series with Jacques Tati's "Playtime" from 1967.

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Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_493-_Playtime_-_111223_10.46PM.mp3
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This week, Adam and Bruce are without Sean but are ready to kick off Classics You Might Not Have Seen Month with Akira Kurosawa's 1963 film, HIGH AND LOW.

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Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Music: King's Rising- Ian Post and Ghost Waltz- Ziv Moran- Licensed via Artlist

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_492-_High_and_Low_-_11523_8.43PM.mp3
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This week we wrap up Once Bitten Month with Ginger Snaps, from 2000.

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Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_491-_Ginger_Snaps_-_102923_9.43PM.mp3
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This week, the boys of HMP talk maybe the BEST Werewolf movie of all time.....?
 
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Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Music: King's Rising- Ian Post and Ghost Waltz- Ziv Moran- Licensed via Artlist

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_490-_Teen_Wolf_-_102223_7.43PM.mp3
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This week, the boys of HMP talk about the werewolf movie that no one remembers- but SHOULD they....?
 
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Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_489-_Wolfen_-_101623_7.28AM.mp3
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This week, Once Bitten stalks on as we talk AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON (1981).

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_488-_An_American_Werewolf_in_London__-_10823_4.29PM.mp3
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Our Patreon Supporters have voted and decided that this month we shall start Once Bitten, all about Werarworlf Movies. We kick it off with The Howling (1981).

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_487-_The_Howling_-_10123_11.05_PM.mp3
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Sean Likes Spaceships month comes to a close and we do so- with a BANG! On this episode we bring it home with THE VAST OF NIGHT from 2019.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_486-_The_Vast_of_Night_-_92423_8.26_PM.mp3
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Sean Loves Space Ships sails on this week as we cover MURDER IN SPACE from 1985.
 
Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_485_Murder_in_Space_-_91723_8.57_PM.mp3
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Sean Likes Spaceships Month continues as we talk SPACE SWEEPERS (2021, Korea).

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_484-_Space_Sweepers_-_91023_9.50_PM.mp3
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This week's audio is a LITTLE rough but Adam and Sean kick off Sean Likes Space Ships with STAR ODYSSEY from 1979.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Music: Mayhem- Ian Post- Licensed via Artlist

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_483-_STAR_ODYSSEY_-_9323_9.19_PM.mp3
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This week all of the boys of HMP are back and we're talking TRANCERS (1984) from director Charles Band.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Brian Zee (Spider-Zee), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

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Direct download: HMP_Ep_482-_Trancers_1984_-_82723_9.54_PM.mp3
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