This week Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we send 2024 off with a BANG of a New Year's Eve Movie in Irwin Allan's The Poseidon Adventure from 1972.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice

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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but we found Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey to step in. But does this under seen Christmas movie, written by the guy who wrote Midnight Run- so what could go wrong?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice

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This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce but we found Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey to step in. But does this under seen Christmas movie, written by the guy who wrote Midnight Run- so what could go wrong?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice

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This week Adam and Bruce set off to talk the 2000 Nic Cage Christmas movie, THE FAMILY MAN, directed by Bret Rattner. 

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice

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This week, the boys of HMP start a new series: St Nicholas Christmas Cage: The Christmas Movies of Nic Cage and we kick that off with Raising Arizona.....you know....on account of the Christmas that movie is known for.....shut up- at least it's a GREAT movie!

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Matthew Schnapp, Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice

This is it! Our last entry into our series “Thankful: The Action Films of Denzel Washington" with GLADIATOR 2. A sequel nearly 25 years after the original. What could go wrong?

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce talk about the movie that JUST snuck past us in the HMP Vol 1 Days- 2 GUNS starting Denzel Washington and Mark Wahlberg. Was this a missed gem or a turd that won't flush?

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP are on the THANKFUL: Denzel Washington: The Action Films of Denzel Washington Train with FALLEN from 1998.

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we kick off our new series, Denzel Washington: The Action Movies of Denzel Washington with VIRTUOSITY from 1995.

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week we wrap up our Jamie Lee Curtis mini series,”Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis” with what some (none) might call the best HALLOWEEN movie of them all in HALLOWEEN H20: 20 YEARS LATER. It was a big deal when it came out in the late 90's but was 20 years long enough?

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This week, the boys of HMP continue on with Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis with PROM NIGHT from 1980.

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Well, our Jamie Lee Curtis mini series,”Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis” keeps on chugging! Last we left, Jamie Lee Curtis would finish up Halloween and right on to another scary movie ALSO directed by John Carpenter- this week we’re talking THE FOG from 1980. 

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This week the boys of HMP embark on a new Film Series with October's Scream Queen-O-Ween: The Films of Jamie Lee Curtis and we have to kick it off with the one that started it all for the actor with 1978's HALLOWEEN, directed by John Carpenter.

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This week Adam and Sean close out Series, Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Douglas with his Oscar nominated performance in 2014's BIRDMAN from director Alejandro G. Iñárritu.

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This week, we continue on with our series, Michale Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Douglas with Jackie Brown from 1997. Keaton was SO good in this role that he played the SAME character over not only two movies but also two different movie studios. But what do WE think about this reoccurring character and should he get his own revival movie?

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Loresokin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, the boys of HMP continue our Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton as we talk MR. OM from 1983..

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP head out to the theater to check out a 36(!) year old sequel to Beetlejuice- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Was it worth the weight?

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean kick off the NEW SERIES for HMP- Michael Keaton, Michael Keaton: The Movies of Michael Keaton with Tim Burton's BEETLEJUICE, from 1988. Does it hold up or fall apart? Does it make us want to watch the sequel? (we ARE watching it- but does it make us WANT to watch it?).

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Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, the boys of HMP take a look at the last film in our Headliner: Matthew Broaderick series with Alexander Payne's ELECTION from 1999.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Adam and Bruce are short one Sean but we've got a LOT of great discussion on the next in our series, Headliner: Matthew Broderick with GLORY from 1989.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

Headliner: Matthew Broderick continues this week, shortly after Ferris, ole Matt got with a Monkey and Helen Hunt.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Adam, Sean and Bruce embark on another series (decided on by our supporters over at Patreon.com/HMP). Headliner: Matthew Broderick. In this series we'll cover films where this would be the last time Matthew Broderick would be billed higher than his co-star and as always, we ask, "Is this guy any good?"

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP reach the end of our Road To Deadpool Wolverine with a review of....you guessed it, Deadpool Wolverine! Was it worth the wait and all the hassle? IS the MCU BACK?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean wrap up our Hugh Jackman portion of our Road To Deadpool Wolverine with 2015's EDDIE THE EAGLE (based on a true story).

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we will not be absolute prisoners for the format and we check out the next in our line of On The Road To Deadpool Wolverine as we talk about Prisoners from 2013.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Bruce has chosen The Greatest Showman from 2017. We've seen Hugh Jackman punch- but how well does he....sing?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Bruce is back to join Adam and Sean as they talk about the first in our Hugh Action Jackman Series leading up to Deadpool Wolverine. 

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but we are still ready to talk the last film in our Ryan Reynolds Series with 2010's BURIED.

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, MatthewSchnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not SoBad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

We keep chugging long our Ryan Reynolds Train with 2009's THE PROPOSAL. Can Ryan Reynolds hold his own with Super Storm Sandy and Craig T Nelson?

Executive Producers:  Tim (Applescruff), Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week the boys of HMP continue down the road to Deadpool/Wolverine- this week we talk from 2005, JUST FRIENDS.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

On this new endeavor, the boys of HMP talk National Lampoon's Van Wilder from 2002. IS Ryan Renyolds all he's cracked up to be?

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, HMP closes a chapter only to open the door to another. But FIRST! the bots of HMP will talk about the one film we said we'd save until the end....Judge Dredd, from 1995.

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week Bruce is back! And just in time for our 2ND discussion of the late 90's tv series, NightMan! But this time NightMan meets...Manimal!

Executive Producers:  Derrick Copling (Sir Slick Derrick The Knight Bard), Jens W, Matthew Schnapp, Nate Stewart (King Solomon's Frog), Noah Overton (Noah of The Dark Woods), Orange Crush, Peter "Not So Bad Lookin'" Pernice, Tim Shifflet (The Longhauler)

This week, Adam and Sean talk the top two Superfriends episodes (The Brainchild/The Case of Stolen Powers and History of Doom) as per CBR.com. Do those fools have ANY idea what a GOOD superhero cartoon even is?

This week Adam and Sean talk about the first two episodes of AUTOMAN from 1983. Is this Iron rip-off starting Desi Arnez Jr hold up or fall off?

This week, Adam and Sean talk about Dave Dastmalchian's first lead roll in LATE NIGHT WITH THE DEVIL (currently on Shudder).

The latest epic mini-series on FX is making a lot of people sit up and pay attention. Will the boys of HMP find that same level of attention....?

This week Adam and Sean are short one Bruce, but they've got some interesting insights on the latest multi-Oscar winning film from Yorgos Lanthimos, POOR THINGS.

This week we wrap up for March of Time Travel Month with a selection from our Patreon supporters (Patreon.com/HMP), Francis Ford Coppola's rarely talked about, Peggy Sue Got Married from 1986.